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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Farewell Dear Cuz

Remains of an Orange Cuz Toy
Labrador Retrievers love their toys. The problem is trying to find a toy that can withstand the great jaws of a Lab. Of course, it always happens that a Labs favorite toy is often one that they are able to destroy...

It is with great sadness that we bid farewell to Dakota's beloved Cuz toy. No, this is not the first "bad" Cuz toy she has had... I believe this orange beauty was known as Cuz VIII.

We will always remember your high-pitched squeak and your ability to bounce in the opposite direction after being thrown. Dakota misses slowly and painfully chomping on your backside until your squeaker popped out and then pulling apart your rubbery hide slowly as though she were slowly ripping the flesh off some wild animal in Africa. Every orange rubber piece of your once whole body placed in piles throughout the living area.

Of course, Dakota still felt your feet had a great deal of use and she wants you to know that she would have carried around your small feet in his huge Lab mouth had her mommy and daddy allowed her - but, alas, your feet were too small and they were more afraid of Dakota choking on those rubbery appendages then whether or not she still loved you...

You will be missed... but never fear as with just $4.95 we can bring home Cuz IX! *evil laugh*



Anonymous Bosco's IT guy said...

hahaha. We bought one of these a long time ago mostly because my nickname is cuzzy or cuz.

It was the most annoying noise ever and once the ears and feet were gone, Bosco pretty much left it alone.

thank goodness.

May 28, 2008 9:35 AM  

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