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Friday, October 03, 2008

New Puppy


Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair . . .
DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don't eat those peas! Don't touch that bush!
Don't chew my shoes ... What IS that mush?
Eat your cookie, drink your drink.
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!!
AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT!!
(And MUST you kiss me? After that???)
Yes, raising a puppy is not for the lazy!
Though puppies are funny, they're also quite crazy.
But don't despair, though its toil and strife.
After 3 years, you'll get back your life!
So, let's go for "walkies", you can "do your thing".
(And perhaps I'll get back my GOOD DIAMOND RING!)

Author Unknown

(*laugh*)

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3 Comments:

Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's heehee sounds like that came from "Turner and Hooch"..

b safe,
~rocky~

October 04, 2008 9:50 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

This makes me laugh because I just caught my big puppy eating TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS from my purse this morning.

At least $40 is less than getting a new sofa, I guess. ;)

October 05, 2008 10:18 AM  
Blogger Angela said...

lol I've seen this poem before but every time it makes me smile.

October 08, 2008 8:28 AM  

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