A Funny Thing...

A Lab walks into a bar...

No, wait! That isn't how it goes...

A Lab lay at her humans' feet while watching television one day. Among all the noise of the daily news, she decides that now is a good time to clean herself as only a dog can.

While making sure her privates are all cleaner than a Lab puppy's breath, she pauses ever so subtly as the sound of a deflating balloon fills the air. She realizes at that moment that she has passed gas directly on her own face and up her nose. She continues to smell the air that has now wafted around her nether regions.

Shame does not come until she hears hysterical human laughter and looks up to notice her human mommy laughing so hard that tears are rolling down her face. It is at that moment that embarrassment comes as she gets up from her comfortable position and with head bent low sulks away while the fit of human laughter continues to roar behind her.

Yes, my friends, this was our very own Cheyenne just a couple of days ago... my face and side still hurt from the uncontrollable laughter that only our dogs can bring into our lives. Thank you my precious Lab for never ceasing to make me laugh!